Do yoo know what Eric? I don't trust yoo the way yer lying there. Yoo look like yer planning sumfing.
Uh oh, when he gits on my back he sumtimes starts biting my neck and I don't like it.If I yell loud enuff, mum comes and rescues me.
Huh Eric, why are yoo sniffing my ears?
Oh that's all right. he's just going to wash them furr me.