Shhh I am being stealthy. I haf spied sumfing in our field that's not yooshully there.
Look it's big fev-vers. We don't yooshully git ducks like that here, they are yooshully smaller mallards.
Here comes back up. Flynn has spied him too, and Mr. Duck duzn't efun know we're watching him.
Note from mum:
The duck was very tame, probably from the local fruit farm. He let me pick him up, and at the third attempt I got him to fly away, "fev-vers" intact.