THE PURRIZEN FENCE
Yoo mite be wondering where the nice hedge that has lots of mousies living in it has gone. Well dad got a big masheen and it ate it. Cuz there wuz nuffin there after the masheen eatid it, dad had to build a fence to keep us in. It's like a purrizzin. What's this ladder doing here?
I better go up and haf a look and see what's out the uvver side
Hmmphhh nuffin diffrunt than yooshull, mite as well go back down.
Well if yoo had a look, I'm going to haf a look too.
Can't see ennyfing at all.
That's better, now I can see.Dad sed he built this big fence so we can stay in the garden all day if we want, and mum won't haf to keep watching us all the time. It's ok cuz she's still going to take us furr walks around the feelds too.
Did yoo see that skeery pikchur yesterday? There is a ghost living in our fence. Mum sez it is watching us to make sure we are good boys. Yoo bet we are going to be good!!