Why?

Eric: Why are you shouting at me to get down? My feet are nowhere near the worktop.

Look carefully. Am I touching the worktop? I thought not, so what's your problem?

Flynn: I'm a good boy. You won't catch me up there.

Naughty? Not Me.

What do you mean, get off the worktop?

I am not on the worktop, I am on the laptop case.

Or if you want to be exact,

I am half on the laptop case and half in the printer.

Now go away and let me sleep.